SO YOU WANT TO BE A PILE?

While we may all be Desert Hearts, only some earn the title of "Pile".

Our exclusive group of edgy burners is hand chosen by the camp organizers based on different criteria. For the men, your invitation is based on multiple ass kissing performances in which you must prove your desire to be a Pile. For women, if you're an ugly chick you'll never be a pile..... But if you are a hot chick we may be able to squeeze you in. To see if you qualify, send nudes to iwata@pilepalace.com.

This exclusive selection process ensures the attitude in the Pile remains pungently ripe, epic, and wicked dank.

I mean duh! This is why the Pile is so lit fam!